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Bigrock wrote:
Aggroman wrote:*sigh* Page 70. How boring. :cry:

I'm feeling so guilty. I should have let it die on 69 with Salma and her immigrants. :cry: :cry: :cry:

I would die on 69 with...you know what, I like this place and don't want to join Dumas, so imma just gonna shut up now. :lol: :lol:
Dumas, BB and Night Wing are sitting in a bar in Dallas reminiscing about home.

"Back in my bar in the Hill Country," brags dumas, "fer every four Miller Light I order, they give me one fer free!"

"In my bar in Magnolia," says Night Wing,"I pay fer two pint's o' Guiness and they give me a third one free!"

"That's nuthin'" says Bill, "In my bar back in San Angelo, you walk up to the bar, they give the first beer fer free, the second beer fer free, the third beer fer free -- and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!"

"Is that true?" asks Night Wing. "Has that really happened to you?"

"Well, no," says BB, "but it happens to my sister all the time!"
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