- Sun Aug 15, 2004 7:06 pm
If ya gotta go - go. Scupper holes can be flushed with a bucket. I don't do it more than six times per outing.
If, on the other cheek, business is more, ah, pressing I do the following: Anchor boat, drop laundry in waist deep water and jettison cargo while slowly walking away and holding laundry around knees with one hand, while using other to maintain balance under way. Now, make certain that the direction you crab walk in, is the direction that carries away your cargo. Key word - Away!
Maybe comical and silly as this sounds, this is a serious problem and must be addressed.
If you go as often as I do, kayaking that is, the law of averages says it will happen to you. Be prepared, before the ah, festivities begin, know the away from you direction... TP is unnecessary as you are in the big bidet.