Geriatric Warning -- 14 April GTG

double dip · Post by **double dip** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:51 pm

WARNING>>>> WARNING>>>>WARMING

Because we don't want anyone hurt or have to have EMS standing by, Hambone will be responsible for the care and possible resuscitation of Preacher and Rev TCF at the GTG on 14 April. There will be 6 ladies from Twin Peaks at the event kayaking, fishing and enjoying the festivities. I would hate to see anyone get hurt. Or ill.

CR · Post by CR » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:06 pm

double dip wrote:WARNING>>>> WARNING>>>>WARMING

Because we don't want anyone hurt or have to have EMS standing by, Hambone will be responsible for the care and possible resuscitation of Preacher and Rev TCF at the GTG on 14 April. There will be 6 ladies from Twin Peaks at the event kayaking, fishing and enjoying the festivities. I would hate to see anyone get hurt. Or ill.

for the girls!

Jerry Hamon · Post by **Jerry Hamon** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:55 pm

DD is so old he forgot I work at a college. I'm surrounded by young women every day. I'm more excited about fishing!

double dip · Post by **double dip** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:37 pm

Rev TCF wrote:DD is so old he forgot I work at a college. I'm surrounded by young women every day. I'm more excited about fishing!

Excited about fishing? So young girls in bikinis fishing would be..........?

Jerry Hamon · Post by **Jerry Hamon** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:25 pm

double dip wrote:
Rev TCF wrote:DD is so old he forgot I work at a college. I'm surrounded by young women every day. I'm more excited about fishing!
Excited about fishing? So young girls in bikinis fishing would be..........?

That would be fine. I'm not a big fan of Twin Peaks or Hooters. Just MHO!

preacher · Post by **preacher** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:11 pm

I'm losing so much weight I'm getting prettier than Terry Brsdshaw. But, Mrs Preacher will keep me safe from the crowd of women, she has a lot of experience doing that.

Mojo227 · Post by **Mojo227** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:48 am

Twin Peaks girls and fat,smelly fishermen. Sounds like the makings of a Keystone commercial. Or should I say Keith Stone.Always smooooth!

spiny norman · Post by **spiny norman** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:44 pm

Might make a good human interest story for AARP magazine.

I'm sorry, I should of put that in large print for the elderly anglers.....

Might make a good human interest story for AARP magazine.

Jerry Hamon · Post by **Jerry Hamon** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:58 pm

spiny norman wrote:Might make a good human interest story for AARP magazine.

I'm sorry, I should of put that in large print for the elderly anglers.....

Might make a good human interest story for AARP magazine.

What? I can't hear you!

CR · Post by CR » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:51 pm

spiny norman wrote:Might make a good human interest story for AARP magazine.

I'm sorry, I should of put that in large print for the elderly anglers.....

Might make a good human interest story for AARP magazine.

You know you will probably live long enough to not find those words very funny.

fishgutz · Post by **fishgutz** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:34 am

spiny norman wrote:Might make a good human interest story for AARP magazine.

I'm sorry, I should of put that in large print for the elderly anglers.....

Might make a good human interest story for AARP magazine.

lol !!!I mean .....LOL

Jerry Hamon · Post by **Jerry Hamon** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:57 am

CR wrote:
spiny norman wrote:Might make a good human interest story for AARP magazine.

I'm sorry, I should of put that in large print for the elderly anglers.....

Might make a good human interest story for AARP magazine.
You know you will probably live long enough to not find those words very funny.

CR,
He hopes to live as long and look as good as us.

preacher · Post by **preacher** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:39 pm

I prefer to think of myself as MATURE and having achieved a mellowing age.

CR · Post by CR » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:16 pm

Rev TCF wrote:
CR wrote:
spiny norman wrote:Might make a good human interest story for AARP magazine.

I'm sorry, I should of put that in large print for the elderly anglers.....

Might make a good human interest story for AARP magazine.
You know you will probably live long enough to not find those words very funny.
CR,
He hopes to live as long and look as good as us.

If he keeps talking trash, he may not make it!

Post by **Neumie** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:03 pm

Why is everyone yelling? Keep the noise down you old farts.

fishgutz · Post by **fishgutz** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:02 pm

I did actually get my AARP card in the mail two days ago...........

Now I can eat dinner at Denny's at 4:00 in the afternoon with a 10% discount!!...... :dance:

.......Woop! That means I'm going to have to cut my nap short...

Shaun · Post by **Shaun** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:32 am

This is getting closer. On another forum I saw where 60 + people are coming. This might just be the largest and best one yet. Come on out everyone and visit,eat,play games,fish,camp, take demo rides in kayaks from Mariner Sails. Just simply have fun hanging out with other kayak fishing brother and sisters while enjoing each others company. It will be one to remember!!!

generalnotes · Post by **generalnotes** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:09 am

Where is all this happining?? I mean WHERE IS ALL THIS HAPPINING??

We went camping at Loyd park on on Joe Pool March 31st and when they asked me at the gate how old I was, being my smart alec self, I said " a million six". They gave me a senior discount. True story.

generalnotes · Post by **generalnotes** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:14 am

Nevermind, I found it!!

http://www.texaskayakfisherman.com/foru ... 5&t=176175" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

c-dawg · Post by **c-dawg** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:53 pm

I sure wish it werent on Nascar weekend at TMS! I will try to make it next month.

fishinmachine · Post by **fishinmachine** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:10 pm

So far we've listed cardiac events, extra pounds, forgetfulness, failing eyesight, encroaching deafness, waning libido....

And then Neumie brings up gas.

Well, I guess that about covers it.

FM

preacher · Post by **preacher** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:59 pm

fishinmachine wrote:So far we've listed cardiac events, extra pounds, forgetfulness, failing eyesight, encroaching deafness, waning libido....
And then Neumie brings up gas.
Well, I guess that about covers it.
FM

Hah! Those are just the beginning and if you're fortunate you'll find out.

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