Trespassing

[Barnacle Bill]

Apparently a member of our austere group decided to spend a night camping out here at the state park without informing me.

I will be issuing a citation for criminal trespass.

Check your mail, mister!!!

[Aggroman]

If said member were to have given prior notification to said employee, it could have destroyed the enigma known as the "Mysterious State Park Streaker", also fondly known as "Ol' Flappy". Once unmasked, the laughter would stop, and awkwardness would creep in, especially at TKF gatherings. Even though there has been much speculation surrounding this serial streaker, there is still no "hard" proof that it could be said employee. So in the interest of all parties involved, prior notice was not given, so the mystery would remain.

At least that is one theory. I'm not sure, since it wasn't me.

[Barnacle Bill]

If said member were to have given prior notification to said employee, it could have destroyed the enigma known as the "Mysterious State Park Streaker", also fondly known as "Ol' Flappy". Once unmasked, the laughter would stop, and awkwardness would creep in, especially at TKF gatherings. Even though there has been much speculation surrounding this serial streaker, there is still no "hard" proof that it could be said employee. So in the interest of all parties involved, prior notice was not given, so the mystery would remain.

At least that is one theory. I'm not sure, since it wasn't me.

The private parts of the party of the second part's parts may or may not be on display, occasionally, while he or she, may or may not be streaking across the Red Arroyo camping area during nights with full moons...

The charges of criminal trespass remain!!!